Owen (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) and Lynn (Jamie-Lynn Sigler) are out on a date when she accuses him of cheating on her with someone named Rachel. Owen denies everything even though we just saw him having sex with Rachel.

Here is Catherine Trammell (Sharon Stone, reprising her role from 1992's Basic Instinct) luxuriating in a hot tub with her breasts out. She is smoking a cigarette because she feels like it.

In this scene, Sidney Green (1989 Daytime Emmy Award nominee Steve Guttenberg) visits Megan Valentine (Jessica Simpson) in the army to inform her that she will be on the cover of People Magazine.

Casey Carlyle (Michelle Trachtenberg) works at the ice rink concession stand in order to pay for skating lessons. Here she is serving a hot dog.

In this scene, Patience Phillips (Halle Berry) is on a date with police officer Tom Lone (Benjamin Bratt). When the sushi arrives, she immediately starts shoving it all in her mouth because she is a cat woman who loves fish. Tom voices his approval of this behavior.

This frame is taken from the scene where Cristal (Gina Gershon) and Nomi (Elizabeth Berkley) go out to lunch so they can get to know each other better. Cristal fondly remembers the brand of dog food she used to eat, which is exciting to Nomi because she also used to love eating dog food. Both women loved to eat Doggy Chow.

In order to convince her husband not to divorce her, Katie Jordan (Michelle Pfeiffer) charms him with her impersonation of a flashing pith helmet.

Here we see Casey Carlyle (Michelle Trachtenberg) competing in the junior sectionals, which is a really big deal. At the beginning of her routine, Casey immediately falls on her ass. After that, Casey triumphantly does not fall on her ass for the rest of her routine. The judges, played by Brian Boitano and Michelle Kwan, are appropriately wowed.

The Cat in the Hat has emerged from the childrens' closet.

This frame shows Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) doing a nude backbend onstage at the Cheetah Club. Although she is just a lowly stripper, Nomi dreams of performing such nimble dance moves in a real Vegas show.

Between dramedic vignettes, the lesbian Robin Greenspan (Robin Greenspan) uses stand-up comedy to explain that relationships are hard work.

This frame show Kelley (Chris Klein), the snooty college boy, glistening in the summer heat as he helps rebuild a small town gas station that he blew up.

This moment is at the very climax of the film, as Katie Jordan (Michelle Pfeiffer) confesses to her husband that by suggesting Chow Funs for dinner, she is really saying that she does not want to get a divorce even though they have spent the entire movie arguing.

This frame shows the boy sledding with his dead dad in a snowball fight with the neighborhood bullies. The young hooligans have attacked the living snowman with snowballs that land on his chest like a pair of breasts. The snowman cups his breasts for a moment, considering them, before casting the mounds aside and retaliating.

Here is Batman's butt (George Clooney) as he suits up to fight crime in Gotham City.

Lucy Hill, portrayed by Academy Award winner Renée Zellweger, is beaming because she has led the small town of New Ulm, Minnesota to prosperity by facilitating mass production of their delicious tapioca pudding. As a collective, they vow never to share their secret tapioca pudding recipe with Trudy Van Uuden (Golden Globe winner Frances Conroy).

In this frame, Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman) is explaining to Mr. Freeze that her mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. They're going to team up and destroy Batman and Robin so they can take over the world.

Rosie O'Donnell plays Beth Simon, a mentally challenged woman who is fixing her boyfriend a plate of food. She wants to know if he would like a deviled egg.

Catwoman (Halle Berry) enters a nightclub and goes to the bar. She orders a White Russian without the vodka or Kahlúa, meaning she just wants to drink cream on account of her new feline personality. This frame is right after Catwoman drinks all the cream, leaving a thick residue on her upper lip. She is licking it off suggestively, just like a cat.

In this picture, the young boy (Joseph Cross) is going sledding with his dead father reincarnated as a snowman.

Here is the anaconda lunging to attack Ice Cube (Ice Cube). Jennifer Lopez (Jennifer Lopez) is screaming and trying to save him, but the anaconda is too fast and devours Ice Cube right in the middle of the swamp.

This is right after Patience Phillips (Halle Berry) dresses up as Catwoman for the first time. She decides it is "time to accessorize" and breaks into a jewelry store to obtain the appropriate accessories. But she finds two burglars already robbing the place, so she tells them that this is a purr-fect idea before kicking their asses and stealing the jewelry herself.